Joe Jonas Smoking And Being Rude To Fans — Officially The Worst Of The Jonas Brothers

Joe Jonas InstagramThere’s apparently a contest underway for who is the worst of The Jonas Brothers, and Joe Jonas is putting up some stiff competition. Some 19-year old JoBros fan named Andy ran into Joe and his girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler (yes, her name is still Blanda fucking Eggenscwhiler) standing around outside the restaurant Sauce in Lower Manhattan, and he really was not pleased with the interaction that took place.

“As we were walking closer we saw that he was smoking a cigarette with Blanda, and the minute he saw us walking closer he threw it down. After we approached him, he shook his head no. It was late, which we understood, but my friend asked for a picture anyway. That’s when Joe flipped out on us he said, ‘We do so much for you. We do everything and you want a picture? Get out of here.’ My friend was in tears.”

Awww shit! Those are not the words of a Jonas! Yours is not to make 19-year old boys cry, yours is to bop around in concerts and make teen girls squeal in giddy excitement. Yours is to wear purity rings and heads of tight curls and to dispute gay rumors. While definitely not smoking cigarettes. That’s a big part of it too. But that wasn’t all. Joe Jonas’ evil tirade of emotional devastation was just beginning. According to Andy, Joe was with a group of his friends, and one of them, a girl, started mocking them right to their faces:

“One of his friends, a tall girl with short brown hair, started making fun of us. She was going on and on about my friend saying, ‘Is he going to cry now?’ and Joe just laughed right in our faces.”

Am I in a teen movie pre-makeover? Is this shit real? It feels like an after-school special, but Joe is on the wrong side! He’s supposed to be the knight in shining armor who comes out of the shadows and makes the bully eat his own pubes on top of a slice of pizza ala Freddie Prinze Jr.! That’s what I’ve been taught is the way of the world. FPJ is my moral compass, and he should be yours too, Joe Jonas. I don’t get why he isn’t. At this point in our dramatic saga, Andy says that Nick Jonas came out of the restaurant and went straight to his car to avoid interacting with fans.

“He didn’t even stop or look in our direction. The entire thing completely broke my heart.”

What a day. What a day for poor Andy. While Nick’s hightailing it to the car still isn’t enough to make him pull ahead of Kevin Jonas in the ‘Worst Jonas’ polls, it’s certainly been an emotional rollercoaster for Andy today. He’s paid more than $750 for tickets before, but now says:

“I was always one to stand up for him towards haters, but now I’m starting to see what they mean by his attitude since he’s been surrounding himself with certain people. Smoking now? I remember last year when he said he was completely against it. I’ve done everything I can to ‘support’ the Jonas Brothers, then we get treated that way? He should be a little more grateful.”

Word, crying Andy. Word.

(Image: WENN / Instagram)

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    • tania

      I really wish you had checked that “andy source” a bit because I was near the restaurant were they were, and saw them leaving but no such thing happened. it really sad that ‘ people say such harsh things about Joe when he is one of the sweetest persons I have ever met

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      • Alexis Rhiannon

        You should tell him it’s dangerous to live inside the earth.

    • santana

      That ‘fan’ the only wants FAME!

    • the kimberly diaries

      I saw a video on youtube from a few days ago on 247paps where fans staked out Nick’s apartment and Joe and Nick took pics with every fan that was waiting.

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    • Victoria

      I’m worried about Joe. He really is in danger. That older woman called Blanda is a drug addict and satanic illuminati. All her friends are gross druggies. She is using Joe and the worst is that she is ruining Joe’s life (plus his career and fans). Papa Jonas really doesn’t care about his son, he only cares about money. I feel sorry for Joe. He needs urgent help

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    • Bthechange

      Wow, this is not true. The crap people come up with and label “news”. If only people could see how the things the lies they say destroy someone’s reputation. Why can’t we all just be nice to everyone including celebrities!

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    • Thetruth

      If anyone is interested in reading what actually happened:

    • Kay

      I think the first issue is that he has a girlfriend named Blanda. THAT needs to be addressed. You can’t help but be upset with life when your girlfriend has a name like BLANDA.

    • Yvanne

      You can’t go around and say things about people just bcoz u’re jealous of them or like to hurt them and low their popularity. this smells like a huge lie coz what they stand up for is been proved through out thge years. and absolutely no one can make true jobros fans (especially in Lebanon) believe that

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