There’s apparently a contest underway for who is the worst of The Jonas Brothers, and Joe Jonas is putting up some stiff competition. Some 19-year old JoBros fan named Andy ran into Joe and his girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler (yes, her name is still Blanda fucking Eggenscwhiler) standing around outside the restaurant Sauce in Lower Manhattan, and he really was not pleased with the interaction that took place.
“As we were walking closer we saw that he was smoking a cigarette with Blanda, and the minute he saw us walking closer he threw it down. After we approached him, he shook his head no. It was late, which we understood, but my friend asked for a picture anyway. That’s when Joe flipped out on us he said, ‘We do so much for you. We do everything and you want a picture? Get out of here.’ My friend was in tears.”
Awww shit! Those are not the words of a Jonas! Yours is not to make 19-year old boys cry, yours is to bop around in concerts and make teen girls squeal in giddy excitement. Yours is to wear purity rings and heads of tight curls and to dispute gay rumors. While definitely not smoking cigarettes. That’s a big part of it too. But that wasn’t all. Joe Jonas’ evil tirade of emotional devastation was just beginning. According to Andy, Joe was with a group of his friends, and one of them, a girl, started mocking them right to their faces:
“One of his friends, a tall girl with short brown hair, started making fun of us. She was going on and on about my friend saying, ‘Is he going to cry now?’ and Joe just laughed right in our faces.”
Am I in a teen movie pre-makeover? Is this shit real? It feels like an after-school special, but Joe is on the wrong side! He’s supposed to be the knight in shining armor who comes out of the shadows and makes the bully eat his own pubes on top of a slice of pizza ala Freddie Prinze Jr.! That’s what I’ve been taught is the way of the world. FPJ is my moral compass, and he should be yours too, Joe Jonas. I don’t get why he isn’t. At this point in our dramatic saga, Andy says that Nick Jonas came out of the restaurant and went straight to his car to avoid interacting with fans.
“He didn’t even stop or look in our direction. The entire thing completely broke my heart.”
What a day. What a day for poor Andy. While Nick’s hightailing it to the car still isn’t enough to make him pull ahead of Kevin Jonas in the ‘Worst Jonas’ polls, it’s certainly been an emotional rollercoaster for Andy today. He’s paid more than $750 for tickets before, but now says:
“I was always one to stand up for him towards haters, but now I’m starting to see what they mean by his attitude since he’s been surrounding himself with certain people. Smoking now? I remember last year when he said he was completely against it. I’ve done everything I can to ‘support’ the Jonas Brothers, then we get treated that way? He should be a little more grateful.”
Word, crying Andy. Word.
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