Awards season, three movies in five years, yachting with Australian models, AND saving the environment has finally brought Leonardo DiCaprio to the edge. He’s exhausted, you guys. Being perfect-looking with the perfect career and perfect social life can catch up with you, I guess. It’s just hard for me to accept that he is a mere mortal like myself:
“I am a bit drained,” he admitted. ”I’m now going to take a long, long break. I’ve done three films in two years and I’m just worn out.”
But rather than taking time off for rest and relaxation, or to begin his America’s Next Top Model search for a new girlfriend, DiCaprio says that he will take the time to focus on the environment. “I would like to improve the world a bit,” he said. “I will fly around the world doing good for the environment.”
Great news, Leo! I just checked my schedule (pronounced “shed-ewl”) and I’m completely available to be your environment-saving travel companion. Yay! I’ll start packing my bags right away. I figure we’ll be gone just long enough to fall in love, and we’ll return in time for The Great Gatsby press tour, where you will announce your adoration for me to the world. Christoph Waltz can tag along if he wants to, I’ve always found him to be oddly attractive. If he’s not available, I’m cool with Jonah Hill.
Sound good? Good. Book it.