So Let’s Analyze Rihanna’s Instagram Pics From The Last Few Weeks


Remember when Rihanna was just a baby, singing songs like “S.O.S.” and looking like Beyonce‘s mini-me?  Yeah, I don’t either.  Because those days are long gone.  I’m no psychologist and even though I’m close, personal friends with a ton of celebrities, I don’t really know Rihanna intimately.  I can only guess that a lot of unhealthiness has contributed to the things she posts, because when most people say “I don’t give a fuck” they really mean that they give lots of fucks.  Maybe even infinite fucks.

So let’s take a look at some of the photos she’s been posting lately, because they’re pretty hard to ignore.  Which is probably the intention, but I’ll let you be the judge.

I think this one’s pretty subtle.  What do you think she’s trying to say here?




 I think this one says, “I want you to see my boobs but then again I don’t.”


This one doesn’t have an official title, so I’m calling it “The Flash In This Camera Makes My Vagina Shine Bright Like A Diamond.”



Rihanna is clearly letting us know that 2013 will henceforth be known as “Year of the Underboob.”



Hmm. Tricky.  Because if Chris Brown was my reality, I’d definitely need to be on drugs.  Amiright?


This is a tough one for me.  I’m assuming she means she means a severed human head, in which case she should be careful because having both of those things is illegal.  What, am I missing something?



My inner Tobias Funke says that you do, Rihanna. OHMYGODITSAFIRE…sale.



(Photos: Instagram)

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    • Irish Girl

      There’s something about her that I find desperately odious. She has got to be one of the most attention-starved people I’ve ever seen. I really think she’d do anything for just a little attention and spotlight, and even her own self-respect is subject to that — what little of it she appears to have. Her entire reaction and subsequent behavior with Chris Brown are bald-faced proof of that to me. She devalues herself to such incredible levels that it’s almost manic.

      • Cassandra Hough

        Completely agree. She’s as bad as an 8th grade girl with a bathroom stall and an iPhone.

    • workingMOM

      hahahaha this article is hilarious! thanks for the laugh…although i’m kind of laughing in a “umm..should i be laughing or crying?” way.

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