Remember when Rihanna was just a baby, singing songs like “S.O.S.” and looking like Beyonce‘s mini-me? Â Yeah, I don’t either. Â Because those days are long gone. Â I’m no psychologist and even though I’m close, personal friends with a ton of celebrities, I don’t really know Rihanna intimately. Â I can only guess that a lot of unhealthiness has contributed to the things she posts, because when most people say “I don’t give a fuck” they really mean that they give lots of fucks. Â Maybe even infinite fucks.
So let’s take a look at some of the photos she’s been posting lately, because they’re pretty hard to ignore. Â Which is probably the intention, but I’ll let you be the judge.
I think this one’s pretty subtle. Â What do you think she’s trying to say here?
Â I think this one says, “I want you to see my boobs but then again I don’t.”
This one doesn’t have an official title, so I’m calling it “The Flash In This Camera Makes My Vagina Shine Bright Like A Diamond.”
Rihanna is clearly letting us know that 2013 will henceforth be known as “Year of the Underboob.”
Hmm. Tricky. Â Because if Chris Brown was my reality, I’d definitely need to be on drugs. Â Amiright?
This is a tough one for me. Â I’m assuming she means she means a severed human head, in which case she should be careful because having both of those things is illegal. Â What, am I missing something?
My inner Tobias Funke says that you do, Rihanna. OHMYGODITSAFIRE…sale.