• Sat, Jan 19 2013

Khloe Kardashian Continues To Be The Only Moderately Tolerable Kardashian

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During an interview with Glamour magazine, Khloe Kardashian once again had to address her size, because as the only Kardashian sister who isn’t 5’0″, she’s consistently called out on her looks.  She told the magazine:

“A few years ago I lost 30 pounds, and people still wanted to criticize. And honestly, I’m happy with myself if I’m a little heavier.”

You know what gets me about this whole “Khloe is an amazon/giant/beast” commentary?  There are literally thousands of other, funnier, more apt reasons to make fun of any one of the Kardashian sisters, their parents, and their other siblings that making fun of Khloe for being tall is the best people can do?  That’s a cheap shot.  And uncreative.  Step your game up, naysayers!

She went on to tell the magazine that while it used to really bother her (because she is a human, after all, and not a Kardashianbot like the others), she’s accepted who she is and what she looks like even if other people haven’t.

“I realized: Why am I trying to conform to someone else’s idea of beauty? I think I’m beautiful either way.”

This makes me want to break out into a Spice Girls song.  Good for you, Khloe!  The joke is on them, because your sisters are so short that they probably have to pay attention to every last morsel of organic, bland piece of food that goes into their mouths. When you’re 5’10″, not so much.

Though your family is famous and richer than 10 sultans combined for absolutely no reason other than your sister’s penchant for Burberry and home-videos, you are the most tolerable member of your Klan.

(Photo: WENN)

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  • http://twitter.com/HeidiFaith Heidi Faith

    I would give my firstborn child to have a body like Khloe’s, just sayin’.

    • http://twitter.com/cassyhough Cassandra Hough

      I can’t say I’d mind being 5 inches taller with legs like that myself!