• Fri, Jan 18 2013

12 Of Our Favorite Manti Te’o Memes — And Don’t Worry, They Exist

Lennay KekuaGood morning sweet world that I can still believe in and touch with my fingers! I’m having a little trouble learning to trust you again after finding out that Lance Armstrong did blood-doping after all, and Manti Te’o‘s girlfriend Lennay Kekua is a total hoax.

I’m not even a football fan, and I’m having to read and learn and know about sports, so I’m already a little cranky today, and when you add on the fact that I don’t know what to believe in anymore, you might as well steer clear of me all day. But I did find something. Something real, something true, something I can count on. It won’t breathe me to sleep at night or ‘Like’ my photos on the internet, but it won’t let me down, either — THE MEME.

In times of darkness, when you don’t know where to turn, memes are there to make you smile again. Condescending Wonka is there to offer you a gobstopper and a smirk, Scumbag Steve is there to piss on your keyboard, and Overly Attached Girlfriend has already sent you several voicemails wondering where you are and why you haven’t called back. These are our real friends, guys. Not Lance and Manti, or anyone else who’s just going to trample on our dreams of living vicariously through them and return us to our humdrum lives. Sure, a meme will never almost win the Heisman trophy or sweep the Tour de France, but this is a change we can believe in.

So turn your attention to my your new false idols — 12 Of Our Favorite Manti Te’o GIFs. I met them at Stanford.


99 Problems

Unfortunately, all 99 of those problems now come from the bitch you didn't have. Tumblr

Batman

Snap out of it! Tumblr

Cosmo Sex

Learn how to find your invisible girlfriend's invisible G-spot. Tumblr

Football game

Can't you see they're having a moment?!? Tumblr

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

I joke, but how long do you seriously think it will be before they make a movie out of this? Tumblr

keanu-reeves

Mind. Blown. Tumblr

lennay-football

Wilson's long lost sister, from the movie Castaway. Tom Hanks has been looking for you... Tumblr

mcteoing

Would you like to Supersize that scandal? Tumblr

morpheus

Do you want the red pill or the blue pill? Reddit

napoleon-dynamite

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obama

The Republican Party got Eastwooding, can't Obama have Te'oing? All you need is an empty chair! Tumblr

lennay-kekua

She breathes really hard on the phone. She only does that for me. Tumblr

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