Good morning dreamers, just wanted to let you know that Jenelle Evans, of 16 And Pregnant and Teen Mom fame is officially pregnant again. No word yet on whether she will receive a double salary now that she’ll have two babies instead of one, or whether she’ll be kicked off the show for aging out of the whole teen concept, like all those kids on Zoom back in the day. I’m assuming the first one, otherwise I have no idea what would compel a young, allegedly heroin-addicted woman to have two babies by age 22.
Jenelle is apparently right around six weeks along with her second child, due on September 4th, and she gets bonus points for having a whole new baby daddy this time, husband Courtland Rogers. It’s not as impressive if you double up. According to Courtland, he and Jenelle are both really excited to start their own family, because while they both have children from previous relationships…neither one of them has custody. Jenelle’s son Jace Evans lives with his grandmother, and Courtland’s ex Taylor has custody of their daughter JaJa.
“Me and Jenelle are so happy that she’s pregnant. She told me, ‘I’m looking forward to a second chance.’”
Ughhhh you guys, this hurts my morals. I don’t think kids should be considered ‘second chances’. If you need a second chance, why don’t you focus that energy to the kid you feel like you let down in the first place. But that’s not really the plan, here. According to Courtland, Jenelle thinks that having another baby will better her chances of getting the first one back.
“She thinks if she can prove that she’s a good mother, she can get Jace back.”
Yes, excellent plan. Because children are like magnets; they’re automatically drawn to each other. And if that doesn’t work, just coat the new baby in the most delicious type of baby food and put it outside in a baby swing as bait. That’s all the work you need to do to regain custody of Jace. Don’t worry about anything else, I’m sure he’ll be home in two shakes of a lamb’s tail.