Conspiracy Theory: Let The Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Break-Up Rumors Begin

Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson News

Well lookee here, we’re about a month away from the Breaking Dawn – Part 2 DVD release and rumors are already starting to swirl that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are breaking-up.

The London Evening Standard reports the following gossip:

A source told The Sun: “She flew to LA and was supposed to be Rob’s date for the Golden Globes, but he told her he wants to cool it off. He loves her but would rather go back to being good friends so they can rebuild their trust and focus on work after Twilight…The insider also revealed that Kristen is now planning to move to New York and Robert will continue to live in Los Angeles.

For months now I’ve raved like a lunatic about Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson being involved in one of the greatest publicity stunts of our time. For about the same number of months I’ve felt myself getting crazier and crazier about their relationship, almost to the point where I started to agree with people who told me to take it down a notch.

It, of course, being the elaborate conspiracy theory I concocted in my head. While I won’t go into details on  it, (because there are details scattered about this very site), Ill refresh you on the basic premise: Kristen Stewart “cheated” on Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders as way to build publicity for the premiere of Breaking Dawn: Part 2 as well as to end her fakelationship with Pattinson. There are lots of moving pieces involved in this puzzle and I’ll be the first to admit that they don’t all fit together. But you have to admit that there’s enough going on that you can almost see where I’m coming from. Maybe? Hopefully? I promise, I’m really not this insane in real life — only in blog life.

Just follow me for a few seconds on the path to publicity stunts. We (being me) all agreed that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart would break-up once their Breaking Dawn promotional duties ended. While I initially thought this would be in December, I forgot about the DVD release — hence why I pushed my break-up date to this spring.

They’re starting to leak break-up rumors now for two reasons. One, fans will be relieved to see them together promoting the DVD release in February. Two, when they officially break-up shortly after the DVD release, it won’t be a huge Will Arnett/Amy Poehler type deal since everyone saw it coming due to the rumors. It will get a passing mention on gossip blogs since they’ve been so on and off this entire year. Then they’ll go their separate ways and their entire relationship will just be a line in their Wikipedia profiles.

(Photo: DLM Press, PacificCoastNews.com)

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    • Potter

      That doesn’t make an ounce of sense. If this break up rumor is “just in time” then what were all the other random break up rumors even before the cheating scandal happened? What would that be? To me it looks like “The sun” or whatever didn’t see Kristen at the Golden Globes as Pattinson’s date (which… I don’t know why so many media outlets thought she would make some grand appearance when she wasn’t even nominated nor was she even presenting) and coupled with the fact that Pattinson leaves (or already left?) for Australia to begin filming his new movie, they came up with this unsubstantiated rumor to make up for the time that will pass without any pics of Rob or Kristen together because they’d both be busy.

      I don’t get one thing. If you’re a strictly PR relationship, why go the extra mile and vacation with your supposedly “fake” partner. Why travel across the globe for them? Why visit them on movie sets? If it’s a publicity relationship, shouldn’t they be seen together only when there is publicity needed for the movie they’re promoting?

      And if you honestly believe that they need to “promote” the final DVD in a largely successful franchise by simply being seen or spotted together without showing any romantic affection, then you’re even kookier than I thought.

      • Jenni

        Bad news Potter, I AM even kookier than you thought. Maybe event he kookiest.

      • Irish Girl

        Don’t scare the poor dear off. You want the page hits.

      • Jenni

        Page hits? Is that a thing people want? I’m all about the craft.

      • Irish Girl

        Gluing macaroni to construction paper is not a “craft”.

      • Jenni

        No, no, no you misread what I wrote. I string the macaroni on thread and turn it into jewelry. No glue involved.

      • Irish Girl

        …as DaVinci and Caravaggio weep…from relief.

      • A little confused

        I may be mistaken but I think the whole point of the article was for it to be kookie… As in, it’s meant to be sarcastic and taking the mikey with herself for the increasingly far-fetched-ness of the efforts to fit it with the PR-stunt-conspiracy. You’ve got to give her points for attempting to remain consistent, lol.

    • Jess

      Lol you are crazy. This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

      • Jenni

        Ever heard? Is this your first day on the Internet?

      • Irish Girl

        Oh, come now. Jenni has said FAR stupider things. Is that a word — “stupider”? I’m using it anyway.

    • Soshiloveable

      the rumour has not even been confirmed to start with

      • Jenni

        And it won’t be. Confirming rumors has never been their thing.

      • Soshiloveable

        they’d rather keep it to themselves rather than be open about it

    • Peony

      I agree that the cheating drama was a stunt(funny how the whole world knew it but cheerfully labelled Kristen ‘cheat’,'slut’,'whore’,and so on and tore her into shreds).I dont really know why Kristen agreed to go through this stupid stunt.I just hope shes concentrates on doing some good work and is able to put all this nonsense behind her.Shes really good .She has definitely got value and is indeed much more than somebodys ex/present/future girl.

    • Nonbert

      I still Don”t think it was a stunt. But Kristen need her peace a breakup is good at this point

    • Irish Girl

      A word of caution, y’all…the source of this little rumor is The Sun newspaper. That’s like going to a bakery to get diet advice.

      • Jenni

        Well does the bakery use splenda? If so, then maybe it is the right bakery for diet advice.

      • http://twitter.com/Lillicat1 Olivia

        Hello Friends! Now don’t forget that Kristen met Rob at the private AP at SoHo House. I would believe Bear and Bernie before the Sun. She will go visit in a couple of weeks. God knows what the rags will start then.

    • jenver

      Nah, Jen, this is just the Sun being the Sun. You were amazingly correct about the publicity stunt, but the world has a short attention span – that was only good for promoting On the Road. I don’t think either one of them cares about Twilight anymore.

    • Cathryn Delgado

      liberty did it // an insider told) JusticeforKristen on WordPress.com) These two videos the first one is on YouTube, The next go go to Google type in the one, The first one is a video of the so call scandal.But you will see that this woman in the photos is not Kristen Stewart, the woman have on sneakers, And she is still to tall to be Kristen, This video will show you that Kristen Stewart was famed, And will show you who famed Kristen. The next video will show you how they famed Kristen with her car,

    • Nunya

      You know, they have medication for people like you. Or not, if you like living in fantasyland. I guess that would be okay, but shouldn’t you be monitored? Are you a danger to yourself or to the public?

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