• Kanye West won’t have to get jealous about having to share Kim Kardashian’s teat with anyone else, especially since Khloe has got more than enough breast milk to go around.(Celebuzz)”
• Harry Styles begs Taylor Swift to take him back in a bout of “I don’t want to be the chorus to your next unbelievably catchy, yet totally crappy dubstep song.”(CelebDirtyLaundry)
• Beyonce and Jay-Z just want to reinforce the fact that your parents don’t love you like they love Blue Ivy. (HollywoodHiccups)
• Lady Gaga bares her ass in one of her more demure moments yet…(HaveUHeard)”
• Lance Armstrong dopes up on a truth serum and reveals what we all already know, but, of course, Oprah gets all the deets. (TheStir)
• Demi Moore finds love in Lindsay Lohan’s hopeless Ex (CelebDirtyLaundry)
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