After months of waiting for Adele to abandon her child and return to America, she finally fulfilled our wishes! She arrived in America at the end of last week and appeared on the Golden Globes red carpet tonight wearing the same exact dress as the last time we saw her.
You know the dress I’m talking about. Black, high-cut, low-level neck decorations. Is the term “low-level neck decorations” a real fashion term? I’ve watched two hours of red carpet coverage (complete with one hour of the mani-cam), so I’m going to go with yes.
“What are you wearing Adele?” everyone asked as she graced them with her presence. Wanting only to get inside, grab her Golden Globe for “Till the World Ends” and head home to her no-named baby, she graciously stood still and answered them.
“Vintage Adele!” she said back politely, ever so eager to get away from Ryan Seacrest before he sold her voice Ursula-style for a chance to produce a show about the inner-workings of Kim Kardashian’s womb. Then, as everyone started comparing her outfit to last year’s outfit at the 2012 Brit Awards, she disappeared back into the crowds.
Never change Adele, literally never change.
(Photos: Solarpix, PacificCoastNews.com/ My TV)