Let’s All Publicly Acknowledge That Jenna Elfman Is Aging Backward

Alright, hold everything. Just stop whatever you’re doing, because this needs to be addressed. Jenna Elfman is aging backward. I know she is. She has to be. Dharma & Greg ran from 1997 – 2002 and she looks exactly the same now, doing 1600 Penn, as she did then…sixteen years ago. That’s not possible! Her hair looks the same, her face looks the same, her smile looks the same. I have to assume she has some sort of time-travel device or a body that just naturally ages in reverse, because this is ridiculous. This woman is forty-one years old, and she looks exactly the same as she did when she was twenty-five and just starting out. (P.S. Yeah, Jenna was 25 when she started Dharma & Greg. My age now. Am I the only person whose mind this blows?) She probably looks the same now as she did when she was sixteen, but she wasn’t famous then yet, so I can’t get confirmation. What I do have is pictures that go back as to 1999 which is as far as WENN goes for her, and as you’ll see, they provide all the proof you’ll need. One time I thought I found a picture where she finally looked a tiny bit different, but it turned out she was just eight months pregnant. But still almost identical. Foiled again. But yeah, take a look at these pictures and cry with me over my poor lost youth that Jenna Elfman has clearly stolen and made into a face cream.

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    • Larissa

      holy crap. Well, i’ve heard she’s a Scientologist. If they can promise me these results, I’ll start auditing tomorrow.

    • Kellie

      Her newest haircut is adorable.

    • AnnH

      Either the last one is photoshopped, or there’s some Botox between those green eyes.