Even though she just popped out little Lorenzo LaValle four months ago, Snooki is already jonesing for another sweet little bundle of publicity in the house. I’m sorry, did I say publicity? I meant baby. Infant. Little bundle of love. Snooki wants another kid, ya’ll.
She and her fiancee, Jionni LaValle, aren’t even married yet, but already Snooki, real name Nicole Polizzi, is itching to get another bun in that oven. Or the itching could just be leftover from a bad case of Jersey Shore crabs. I guess we’ll never know. Speaking to Cosmopolitan, Nicole spoke about her plans to expand her family:
‘I already want another baby. Jionni and I are building our house right now, but once it’s built, then we’re going to pop them out.’
Is that a charming anecdote, or a threat? Are you guys planning on starting a family or repopulating the island of Manhattan with tiny little guidos? You should let me know now, so I can start looking for an apartment elsewhere. And this dangerous baby fever is even spreading to JWow, who is newly engaged to Roger but might not feel like waiting for the wedding to get sperminated. She tells the same magazine:
‘Screw the marriage. I just want to have kids. I just really love Lorenzo and I think I need to give him a friend. He’s just so cute and she makes it look so easy, too.’
Always an excellent reason to procreate — because it looks easy. Sigh. As far as the weddings, these two best friends are still insisting they’re not going to a do a huge double wedding. They each want their own different day, a couple months apart, so they can do their own thing and not share the spotlight. Thank god. Because if they did that, you know it’d be televised, you know I’d be watching it, and I don’t know if I’d be able to live with myself after.
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