• Wed, Jan 9 2013

New Photo Proof That Blue Ivy Does Exist, But Only In The Shadows

Blue Ivy Uno Photo

After spending an entire year on earth being raised by the two most famous human beings in the world, Blue Ivy Carter still remains a mystery to us. Beyonce and Jay-Z insist on leaking out  photos of their child as slowly as possible.  And to make matters even worse they’re never good photos. I’m 93% positive that these are the kinds of photos your friends would detag on Facebook. Here’s a leg, here’s an arm, here’s the shadow of her elbow reflected in the moonlight. Is it too much to ask that we get a full frontal well lit photo of this child to use as our default profile picture?

Today’s new photo from Jay-Z’s Life +Times site isn’t any different. We see Blue Ivy sitting at a table playing Uno. Or we think it’s Blue Ivy. Maybe it’s an entirely different child, a doll, a hallucination caused by computer screen eye strain. It’s impossible to really tell because this photo’s taken in the dark.

To the point where I think Jay-Z turned off all the lights in the house, told the Sun to pack it up for a minute and took the photo. At least the pool’s well lit, am I right or am I right or am I slowly being driven crazy by the lack of Blue Ivy photos that exist in the world.

Privacy’s such an outdated concept and I don’t really understand the point of it in this day and age. She’ll never get a Disney show about an average student who moonlights as a pet detective if she stays surrounded in their veil of secrecy.

Free Blue Ivy?

(Photo: Life + Times)

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