I think it’s hilarious when celebrities get “busted” smoking pot and then scramble for the perfect PR lie or half-assed apology to their fans for their “misdeed”. Miley Cyrus, Teen Mom 2‘s Jenelle Evans, Frank Ocean and now Justin Bieber have all given their excuses for toking up. It’s got to be the lamest drug a celebrity can get caught with, which is why it’s so funny to watch them talk their way out of it.
Photos have surfaced of Justin Bieber allegedly smoking a blunt with his crew of wannabe-badass privileged white boy friends, nearly resulting in the spontaneous combustion of the internet and naive tween girls’ hearts. This happened days after a paparazzi photographer died while allegedly attempting to snap photos of Biebs getting high, which apparently wasn’t enough of a buzz killer for him.
After the photos became public, Bieber took to his Twitter to issue a kinda/sorta apology:
“Everyday growing and learning. trying to be better. u get knocked down, u get up. Back on tour tomorrow. ready to see u all smile. time to do what im supposed to be doing. performing. #BELIEVEtour.
Maybe if Biebsy wasn’t busy smoking a blunt not unlike the way Cruella DeVille smokes cigarettes, he would have been paying attention to the jackass in the room who was snapping pictures of him. Did he learn nothing from teen star cannabis counterpart, Miley Cyrus? ”It’s like, salvia y’all.” Riiiight.
If I were Justin Bieber, I’d make sure I hired some security muscle to regulate that shit. Phillies Blunts and iPhone cameras don’t mix. Also: get cooler friends.