I’ve always known I have a celebrity spirit animal out there somewhere. Â I always assumed it was Kate Winslet, but I now know that can’t be true because I couldn’t be partners in animal spirit with someone who is living the “Princess Banana-Hammock” episode ofÂ Friends in real life. Â But thanks to this recent interview inÂ Marie Claire, I am certain that Jennifer Lawrence fits the bill to be my soul mate:
“I don’t like going out that much. I’m kind of an old lady.Â After it’s 11, I’m like, ‘Don’t these kids ever get tired?’ When I’m out, I think about my couch. Like, ‘It would be awesome to be on it right now. I bet there’s an episode of ‘Dance Moms’ on. Am I missing a new episode of ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians?’ I’m just stressed by the idea of missing them.”
No wonder she was chosen as the “most desirable woman” by askmen.com! Â This must be what menÂ really want: a slightly introverted, slightly lazy homebody who panics about missing good TV while out and about with annoying friends at annoying bars. Â Just. Like. ME. Â I knew it. Â It’s only a matter of time before I’m deemed the “most desirable woman of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania” you guys.
I love it that she’s only 22, she’s absolutely gorgeous, she’ll probably have two Oscar noms locked up before her 23rd birthday, could probably have any life/man/woman/movie role she could ever want, and this is how she prefers to spend her time.
So the real question I have for Jennifer now is: which animal do you prefer? Â Spirit cats? Â Or is that too homebody, even for us? Â How about spirit sloths?
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