Kate Middleton Has Most Requested Nose In UK, Finally Has Body Part To Compete With Pippa’s Butt

Kate Middleton Most Requested Nose In UK

Sure, Kate Middleton is a duchess and she has a baby on the way, but now she’s having an even more important honor bestowed upon her — most requested nose in the UK. According to UK plastic surgeons, Kate has the most asked-for nose among patients undergoing rhinoplasty surgery.

Finally Kate has a body part that can compete with her sister Pippa Middleton‘s backside, which has been trying to ruin Kate’s life for almost two years! First it had to steal Kate’s thunder on her wedding day, then it became one of Barbara Walters‘ most fascinating people of 2011! This year, even though Pippa wrote a party book, still no one could stop talking about her butt.

For so long Kate has been trying to draw attention away from Pippa’s butt by dressing stylishly and having shiny hair, but it never worked. That’s all changing now, world!

Now at family get-togethers, Kate can sneeze dramatically into her handkerchief and everyone will be reminded of what a star her adorable little nose is. Pippa’s attempts to draw the guests’ attention to her derriere, by purposely dropping items and bending over to pick them up, will be for naught.

Am I the only one who predicts that Kate’s nose and Pippa’s butt will inevitably have the biggest celebrity feud of 2013? Does no one else see the storm brewing?

It’s also only a matter of time before Brits start asking their surgeons for the royal fetus’s nose. You know it’s coming.

UK patients are also fond of pop singer Cheryl Cole‘s dimples, model Rosie Huntington-Whitely‘s eyes, and (honorary Brit?) Nicole Scherzinger‘s lips. I’m waiting for someone to walk into a British plastic surgeon’s office and ask for all of those features together to become some sort of modern-day celebrity Frankenstein. That lady would make Barbara Walters’ list, no question.

(Photo: Optic Photos, PacificCoastNews.com)

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    • http://www.facebook.com/mundi.furere Mundi Furere

      I am simply disgusted with all of them. disgusted to the point of nausea. who are these people anyway? one is inbred from an inbred father and the other is Simpleton w/an ugly sister….why do we care? greed. make money no matter what. sad-sad humans. when are we going to start paying attention to somebodies instead of nobodies?