• Wed, Dec 26 2012

Is James Franco Really Working On Another Porn-Related Project or Am I Being Punk’d?

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There’s a new clue in the Case of What Will James Franco Do Next. He is apparently working with female porn director Princess Donna Dolore on a new project. James met the Princess while shooting Kink, a documentary about the porn site Kink.com. He was inspired to do the documentary after filming About Cherry, where James plays a dirty lawyer who falls for a young ingénue wrapped up in the world of adult entertainment. And now he’s apparently working on another top-secret project with PDD.

So, by my count, that’s two completed porn projects and one possible porn project. For a total of three possible pornjects. Because, if porn has taught us anything, one is never enough.

So, what’s the deal? Is Jimmy F just trying to prove that no project is too… we’ll call it “weird”… to be involved in? Or is Ashton Kutcher trying to get his mind away from his impending divorce by producing another episode of Punk’d for us all to enjoy?

Unfortunately, I think it’s the former. James’ recent interest in all things porn is coming on the heels of his stint on General Hospital and the Nick at Night show Hollywood Heights. In addition to his more high-brow film projects. Oh, and his pursuit of a PhD in English at Yale. And teaching a poetry-to-film class at NYU.

It’s like that Sesame Street game “One of These Things Is Not Like The Others,” except all of those things are not like the others and children would revolt en masse if we showed them this hodge-podge list of items.

What is it, Jamesy? Afraid to be locked down into one category? Want to keep us on our toes? Want this conversation to be going on at dinner tables around America: “James Franco is quite the thespian.” “Well, I don’t know. I did just see a picture of him in a T-shirt with a fist on the back and a porn director on his lap.”

Okay, James. We get it. You’re unpredictable. You’re trying to claim the entire world and all of its contents as your possible domain. In that case, I’m hereby letting you know I plan on eating the last piece of leftover quiche for breakfast. If you think you have a claim over that, you better come here and stop me.

James discussed his first brush with porn a while back on Conan. Check it out here to see where it all began.

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  • guestuser

    The New Delhi Gang Rape coincides with Princess Donna’s, Kink.com, latest site launch, “Extreme Hardcore Gang Bangs” – has several extreme violent gang rapes involving young students which is advertised as the girl’s fantasy. Is James Franco also involved with this?