It’s like the four horsemen of the Apocalypse: Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift and Harry Styles have all been spotted at a snowy, romantic lodge in Utah. Â Haylor + Jelena? Can the simple Mormon state of Utah handle this kind of mind-blowing energy?
While only a few photos existÂ as mediocre proof of this double date, I have to believe it’s true. Â Jelena just can’t be apart for the holidays, and far be it from Haylor to let any other couple revel in media attention. Â Both Justin and Selena flew home separately though, allegedly spending the holidays with their respective families.
That’s so weird, isn’t it? Â That Selena Gomez would fly home to spend Christmas with her family and not immediately start house-hunting for homes in every single one of Justin Bieber’s tour stops? Â I mean now that they’re “back together”, you’d think she’d want to clinch that shit up. Â She obviously learned nothing during her holiday with Taylor Swift. Â If you want to keep/impress/terrify your teenage boyfriend, you purchase property near his childhood home and turn it into your own personal doily.
While I have my own personal countdown to Haylor’s publicity stunt/break-up in 2013, I hope Jelena can work it out. Â Because as obnoxious as Justin Bieber or Selena Gomez may be individually, they’re probably the least vomit-inducing young couple in Hollywood at the moment.
I have a feeling I’m going to regret I wrote that when the paparazzi catch them wearing matching Hammer pants.