• Thu, Dec 20 2012

Ben Affleck Valiantly Dropped Out Of Focus Because He Didn’t Want To Have An Affair With Kristen Stewart

Ben AffleckPoor Ben Affleck. After making the mistake of signing onto Focus with notorious maneater Kristen Stewart, he allegedly felt forced to drop out due to mounting pressures from himself to have an affair with the young star. Mostly because the International Internet Commenting Community made it increasingly clear that it would happen. It, of course, being the affair that would undoubtedly ruin his marriage with Jennifer Garner.

Ever since Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson with her married director Rupert Sanders way back in summer 2012, no penis-haver in Hollywood has felt safe around her. She attracts married men at the same rate that she attracts magazine headlines — and you don’t have to be a mathematician to know that’s a deadly combo.

Since she is a woman and since biologists recently proved men have no control over their actions around a woman, it makes sense that Ben Affleck dropped out of this film. It would simply be too dangerous for him to be so close to her. One day they’d be talking about a scene and the next day they’d be making out in the middle of a road. I don’t think the word inevitable has ever held more meaning.

At the moment he’s claiming scheduling conflicts, but I think we’re all wise enough to know that’s Hollywood code for “me want sex with movie woman, but me knows that’s a bad idea.”

So he’s officially out. What man will step up to the role next? And what marriage will then be destroyed forever? These are the questions that will keep me awake at night.

(Photo: Vanessa Pacheco, PacificCoastNews.com)

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  • trash

    I think Ben Affleck’s worries were that his good reputation would now be eroded by the tabloid and lewd fodder that always follows Kristen Stewart. She is not a good actress so there’s nothing else to talk about in the media except her inability to keep legs closed. Affleck is in the running for an academy award. He doesn’t need that kind of trash talk tagging along with his name. It’s not whether or not he’ll have sex with her. I’m sure she’ll have sex with anyone. It’s the tabloid stories that will follow him. He suffered after the J-Lo years.

    • Jenni

      Please provide proof for the statement: “her inability to keep her legs closed.”

    • trash

      No proof. Repeating unsubstantiated gossip about her sleeping with bodyguards and others. Why do I need proof for an opinion? Don’t approve if it doesn’t meet regulations.

    • Jenni

      We don’t have regulations. We just prefer it when people don’t slut-shame actresses. Just because she allegedly hooked up with Rupert Sanders, doesn’t mean she sleeps with every guy.

    • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

      You know she didn’t. You know all those photos were photoshopped. Why you, of all people, don’t know for sure???????

    • Jenni

      If only you’d used one more question mark, I’d answer you.

    • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

      LOL! How many would work? Oooops. That’s only 1. Do ya think………..

  • Anne

    He dopped out because of the tabloid stuff. I think he doesn’t want his name and neither his family involved in that crap. Whoever costar with Kristen Stewart, especially if its married men, will be in tabloid’s hell

    • Jenni

      I would feel bad for K.Stew if that’s the case…but it makes sense. The tabloids predicted an affair the day that this casting news broke.

    • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

      Jenni do you really believe that? It makes sense? How?

    • Jenni

      Do I believe that actors would want to avoid spending months in the tabloids connected to a scandalous affair that didn’t happen. Yes, yes I do.

    • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

      It is not a good reason for an actor to not do a movie by a good writer and director team. They tried to make something out of Rob and Emilie in Remember Me and with Reese in Water For Elephants. It didn’t take. They are still working Ben and JLo. Just think. JLo is furious Kristen and Ben are going to do a movie with each other. She is feeling very insecure now that she is aging and can’t attract young men and keep them. She did her baby thing and that worked for awhile but now she is out of tricks. Ben is getting bored with domesticity with Jen Garner and is looking to get back in the game. Kristen Stewart is perfect, but he gets cold feet when Jen Garner tells him it’s that movie with Kristen or me. Choose.

      Rob likes older women and he has had his eye on JLo for a long time. But Jen Garner is so very attractive and such a good actress that he can’t make up his mind which one he wants to make moves on while Kristen is busy with her new film. He is willing to dditch all his movie commitments to take up with a new lady too.

      Gee. How much would they pay me to make up this crap. I’d do it in a heartbeat. It runs like water from my fingertips.

  • bob

    Kristen is a good actress, and how do you know if she slept with him, you only saw making out pics. It sucks how much hate she gets for no reason, yeah she cheated, made a mistake (EVERYONE does) and learnt from it.

    • lillicat

      All these people who say mean things about Kristen are just caught up in a lie that the media started, worked the fanatical fans into a frenzy and split them into sides- those who defend Kristen and Rob and those who don’t. We need to move on. They are together, happy, both have exciting things happing in their careers.

  • skynun

    Jenni Maier you are a dumb ass and everything that goes wrong in this world. I hope Ben sues your ass for defamation. And I can’t believe I had to sign up to this site to tell your ass this.

    • Jenni

      I am everything that goes wrong in this world? That’s quite the big compliment Skynun. Where should I send my thank you card?

    • http://ninnelson.com/ gigi5

      Didn’t he date Taylor S.?

    • http://ninnelson.com/ gigi5

      Didn’t he date Taylor S.?

    • lillicat

      skynum: There is a strong possibility that our Jenni writes with a wee bit of satire. But if Ben needed to sue someone, it should have been the stupid-ass rag that blew the headline:” Cheater K-Stew set to wreck another Happy Marriage”-Ben Aflex, the day Kristen’s role in the movie was announced. I know that Jenni doesn’t harbor any ill will toward Kristen.. That’s what counts, and BTW, young lady (Jenni)- you owe me lunch the next time I’m in NY, because I was right about R&K. :)

  • lillicat

    OHHHH Jenni: “Penis-havers” ????? You are so funny. I think Ben has a yen to run for the MA senate seat. We could do worse. Anyway, I loved him in the Town and Argo, but never quite thought he was funny in the RomComs he used to do. Could be the best thing.

  • Peony

    For a cheating scandal that never was,its funny how people seem to drag it on and on.I am sure the guy dropped out for reasons other than what the aptly named’Trash’ has mentioned.Funny how people are so emotionally focused on actors .They speak as if they have actually met the actors,like they personally know them,it seems to be so easy to degrade them.Like Kristen has said i dont think it really makes any difference to her if some unknown ‘Trash’ makes some comments.Grow up people,get a life.

  • Diana

    Good lord, this girl is in her early 20s and has been in the same relationship for four years. Ummm, isn’t this even a little bit a part of simply growing up? Come On people!!! As far as Ben Affleck is concerned, he has to be kind of careful about who he works with because there have been too many movies that he just absolutely sucks in. He does really well when he directs himself!!! Argo was really great!!!

  • http://www.mdurwin.com Michael Durwin

    I’m sure Ben dropped out because he doesn’t want to relive Gigli with another horrible actress.

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