• Tue, Dec 18 2012

Are We About To Lose Amanda Seyfried To LiLoLand?

ng amanda seyfried 171212I never want to be the angelic harbinger of ominous news, but I fear I may have some for you today, so let me come fluttering down to earth and share my thoughts: I’m starting to kind of think that we’re about to lose Amanda Seyfried to a downward spiral. And not just any downward spiral, a downward spiral of the likes only seen by people like Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes, and which I will henceforth refer to as LiLoLand.

Think about it. She’s set herself up exactly the same way as the other two; Amanda is a young up-and-comer with a bunch of projects coming out the same year. She’s already a household name from Mean Girls, and now she’s doing the talk show circuits to promote Les Miserables and Lovelace…which is a movie about a literal porn star guys, come on. She even has some crappy to semi-crappy movies under her belt, like Jennifer’s Body, Dear John, and In Time. The stage is set.

And now Amanda is starting to show signs of quirking under the pressure. I don’t mean “cracking” yet, because she isn’t. She’s just…quirking. She’s telling David Letterman that she always gets pretty drunk before she does an interview. She’s wearing a frog head and rapping on The Ellen Show. She’s fainting on the Les Mis set, which is key because ‘exhaustion’ is one of the favorite excuses of the Hollywood elite when they’re starting to slide. And now she’s getting suuuper duper sexual with Conan O’Brien in this new clip. They’re talking about her new movie Lovelace, and Conan asks how they go about making a movie about porn without making it explicit. Annnnnnd here’s Amanda’s answer:

“We simulate these things. And we don’t show any genitalia. For instance, Linda Lovelace is famous for ‘Deep Throat’ so I had to do some oral sex and we would use a popsicle which was great because it would make my lips wet and…inflamed. And then…honestly, I can’t believe I went that far just now. I’m sorry.”

To which Conan replies:

“My soul left my body. There’s a Conan up on the moon right now.”

But yeah, I mean! I wasn’t expecting that. I’m a rather vulgar human being, and I wasn’t expecting that. And now that she’s said she always drinks before her interviews, I can’t stop thinking about that and wondering if she’s drunk. It’s all very complicated. And I like Amanda Seyfried and I don’t want her to be on a downward spiral, but the signs are all there! Wet, inflamed lips…big frog head. The signs are all there.

(Image: WENN)

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  • Cee

    She has a tattoo that means pubic hair…