Yeah okay, so last week we speculated with the rest of the nation that Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde might be secretly engaged and planning an imminent wedding in the very romantic Kansas City, but now we’re completely positive that exactly the opposite might be true. Things change, okay? Get used to it. It’s not our job to bring you the news. Oh it is? Oh okay, my bad. Fasten your seat belt then, I guess, because this particularly news is of the whiplash variety.
Now that it’s four days later, we can non-exclusively reveal that Jason and Olivia might possibly be on the verge of a break-up maybe. Yes that’s right folks, you heard the alleged news here second. These two are either breaking up or getting married. There’s no middle-ground where they’re just going along in their relationship with ups-and-downs like any other couple, no. This is Hollywood, and we play for keeps. An argument is break-up worthy, and PDA is an engagement notice. According to the New York Daily News:
“They got into a fight over text messages [Jason] found on [Olivia’s] phone. It’s been rough. It’s a rocky road.”
These are incriminating details from a very trustworthy source, you guys. I think we should take it seriously. Writing texts on her phone? That sounds a lot like something Olivia would do. And eating rocky road ice cream? That’s Jason to a T. That’s all the confirmation I need to go straight to press.
Strangely, other outlets are doubting the veracity of these claims, pointing out that Olivia called Jason ‘the love of my life’ on Twitter over the weekend.
I see what you’re doing, Olivia. Trying to throw off the watchdog media. Well it’s not gonna work. I’ve got my eye on you and there’s nothing you can — ooh! GIFs of Jason Sudeikis dancing! Don’t mind if I do!