UPDATED: Jenna Dewan-Tatum and Channing Tatum confirmed through People that they are expecting a baby.
Just mere minutes ago a friend texted me asking if Jenna Dewan-Tatum is pregnant. As someone who prides themselves on being the human embodiment of the celebrity EPT pregnancy test, I panicked. I did not know the answer. I jogged through recent memories of Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan-Tatum and tried to think if this is something we, as Americans, already knew.
My memory proved useless, nothing came to mind besides wildly inappropriate Magic Mike gifs that I can’t even think of posting in an article about him possibly being a father. What if this hypothetical child googled itself one day and came up on that!? I could never live with the guilt that I posted its fetal status in the same article as a gif of its father humping and grinding a stage floor in Tampa.
Naturally I turned to the internet to see what the deal was with JDT. Looks like everyone’s confused about the status of Jenna’s womb right now. She showed up on the VH1 Divas red (purple) carpet looking like she may or may not be pregnant. Some people on Twitter are saying she’s likely pulling a Beyonce by showing, not telling us that she’s with child. (Clearly her middle school English teacher got through to her.)