Oh, what Lindsay Lohan wouldn’t do for some real white diamonds right about now! Â Since Â her portrayal of Elizabeth Taylor was anything but authentic, I’m going to assume she wasn’t offered any of Ms. Taylor’s famed jewels as a token of gratitude. Â Because maybe if she had, she wouldn’t be embroiled in such a dilemma: Lindsay will have to forsake her storage facility belongings (she owes over $16 grand in rent- whoopsies!) or work for the famous (infamous?) Scores strip club to cover the debt.
While we all have debt and I don’t think it’s fair of Scores to only offer online chat hosting services to celebrities, I think it’s safe to say only Lindsay Lohan could find herself in a predicament like this. Â Scores claims the chat hosting doesn’t require nudity, but since there’s not a human being on earth who hasn’t seen Lohan’s freckled tits, I doubt nudity would be an issue.
Scores has also offered to pay the rent on Lindsay’s Beverly Hills mansion for the next couple of months. Â What about the rent for my two-bedroom, flood-prone shack, I ask? Â Ugh, this is so not fair you guys. Â I don’t have access to monetary offers from Charlie Sheen or famous strip clubs! Â Lame.
Lindsay hasn’t made a public comment regarding the offer just yet, but she caved into Playboy for the right price. Â Although I am crossing my fingers that she turns them down just so we can see Storage Wars: The Lohan Edition. Â Can you imagine what might be in Lindsay Lohan’s storage unit? Â Mean Girls memorabilia (since it’s really her only major film other thanÂ The Parent Trap) and 1,000 shades of red hair dye would be my obvious guesses. Â Maybe one of Dina Lohan‘s old Rockettes costumes. Â Either way, the Lohan crazy train doesn’t look like it’s making any stops any time soon.