Like a story ripped from the discarded pages of the Princess Diaries 3 script, Anne Hathaway flashed us her lady parts as she stepped out of a car at the New York City premiere of Les Miserables. It’s just such a shame, because on a night when we should be focused on her acting, all we can think is about the fact she has a vagina. Sure we always assumed she owned one, but until last night we never really knew for sure.
Rather than talking about her acting or her singing or even her extreme weight loss, we’re now left gossiping about the fact that she flashed us. Even in her poorest and most desperate moments, Fantine always remembered to put on underwear.
While we all spent yesterday trying to figure out why she pulled such an amateur Mia Thermopolis move on her big night, she was overheard at a luncheon expressing her devastation.
“I was getting out of the car and my dress was so tight that I didn’t realize it until I saw all the photographers’ flashes,” she told Vanity Fair writer Ingrid Sischy.
“It was devastating. They saw everything. I might as well have lifted up my skirt for them.”
While I have to disagree with Anne that there’s a difference between flashing your crotch as you step out of your car and purposefully lifting up your skirt, I do understand her devastation. No one will be able to watch the movie now without thinking of this moment. In fact, I think it’s fair to say that no one will ever be able to get past this incident in general.
She will forever be known as that actress who exposed herself in the presence of the wonderful and awesome and triple-threated Hugh Jackman. It’s a shame. She was so close to making it.
(Photo: Darla Khazei, PacificCoastNews.com)