The ladies of The Real Housewives of Miami are in Bimini Bay in the Bahamas this week, and the vacation is doing an epic job of bringing out their various crazypants personalities. First of all, Adriana de Moura completely missed the flight because she was so distracted with her fourteen pieces of luggage that she forgot her Passport. And of course she was expecting the plane to wait for her, even though they had to keep to a schedule. I mean, she’s a mess. We know that. But the island makes people into more of a mess, based on last night’s episode. The girls always like to gossip, but in the Bahamas they’re literally hungry for it.
Alexia Echevarria is on the trip too, and early on she pulled Ana Quincoces, Lea Black, Adriana, and Marysol Patton aside to drop the bomb that she has proof of Karent Sierra‘s boyfriend Rodolfo cheating on her. She has an article brought to her by one of her writers, which has a picture of him kissing another woman and quotes by that same woman about their relationship. Hoo boy. Maybe they’d be able to handle this information like adults if they were back in Miami, but in Bimini you can literally see them struggling not to reveal it every thirty seconds. The girls start a conversation about cheaters and ask Karent if she would want to know if she was being cheated on, and then Alexia takes Lisa Hochstein outside to tell her about it. It’s disgusting. It’s like a feeding frenzy. At the table during dinner, with everybody there, Adriana kept saying, “Alexia should bring the paper out. She should bring the paper out.” It was like sharks circling, and it was bound to come out sometime.
Everyone kept saying they felt so bad for her, but really they all just wanted to watch her reaction. The only one of the group (other than Lisa and Joanna Krupa, who are actually friends with Karent) who was behaving with any kind of sympathy was Lea, but she was drunk for the very first time, so she wasn’t much help. To her credit, Lisa tried to take Karent aside to tell her about the allegations in private, but fuuuuuuucking Alexia followed them back inside, and all the rest of the women came with her. Once the news was out, no one could understand why she didn’t want to see the pictures or talk more about it, even though it made perfect sense. These are not Karent’s friends. She’s close enough with Joanna, Lisa, and Lea, but she’s not an idiot — she knows that the rest of the women are just there to revel in her misery, and she’s not going to give them the satisfaction.
Do I think that Rodolfo is cheating on Karent? Yes, absolutely I do, and if he is, that behavior is disgusting. But I saw the behavior of the other women myself and for me — that’s the most disgusting thing of all.