We Now Have Video Proof That Beyonce Didn’t Use A Surrogate For Blue Ivy

Ever since I first heard the conspiracy rumors that Beyonce faked her pregnancy and used a secret surrogate mother to house Blue Ivy, I followed them religiously. As a real American, I obviously worshipped the ground Beyonce walked on. But that didn’t stop me from also spending late nights cruising the Internet Superhighway for more signs that Beyonce flaunted a fake belly. And here’s the thing about insane conspiracy theories, once you start believing them — everything seems possible.

Yes, I am one of the people who claimed that Beyonce wore a prosthetic and paid off paps to photoshop this infamous “guys, I really am pregnant” photo on the beach.  I made it my job to convince non-believers that Beyonce faked her pregnancy and I took a sick satisfaction in hearing them voice their suspicions after seeing the Beyonce Belly Deflatin’ Video.

But that all ends today. Sadly.

In a new trailer for the upcoming Beyonce documentary on HBO, we see actual footage of Beyonce sporting her baby bump. Sure, sure, sure she could be showing off her prosthetic belly again. But that would be a huge risk for her to take if it really was fake. Why go out her way to risk exposing that secret. That would be an insane choice to make for someone trying to cover up one of the biggest celebrity conspiracies of all time.

And that’s why I’m ready to admit Beyonce really did carry Blue Ivy.

Ugh. This is the worst. I finally understand what it means to mourn something. Farewell secret surrogate rumors. I’ll miss you more than you will ever know.

 

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    • Sarah M

      Are you for real?? This proves NOTHING. My belly looks like that if I’ve eaten a big meal. All she has done here is eat a lot of carbs – the same as she did for the pic of her in the swimsuit. It wasn’t photoshopped, but it was bloat not baby – looks entirely different from a baby bump – you could see her abs!

      • Jenni

        Yeah, but I bet the rest of the movie will have more footage…or won’t it.

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        Wwith the name Blue Ivy she should have. LOL!

    • Kenzie

      It’s a baby bump! If she was keeping it a secret she wouldn’t show it!

    • http://twitter.com/keanesian Meghan Keane

      I don’t mean to press a sore subject for you, but that really could have been anyone’s baby bump….Conspiracy still ON!

      • Jenni

        This is the worst Emotional Roller Coaster I’ve ever ridden.

    • http://www.facebook.com/tina.dee.167 Tina Dee

      I love this conspiracy.

    • http://twitter.com/daisy19890 Sandy

      I will only believe when I see the bloated beyond all belief 9 month photo.

      • Debra

        Everyone’s pregnancy is different. Not everyone get HUGE!

    • Maria

      The only way the rumors will stop is when there is video of her in the delivery room holding the baby after the cut across her stomach. I don’t understand the point of lying. Using someone else or having it yourself. I don’t get it.

      • Jenni

        A lot of people thought she wanted the pregnancy from attention, but not the weight gain. A secret surrogate would guarantee both.

    • Mighty Mandie

      All I have to say is read “Confessions of a Surrogate for Celebrities” (its on amazon, I think). It is so obvious that surrogate is talking about having carried Beyonce and Jay Z’s baby. She gives the details, and its juicy!! PS. She even suggests that it wasn’t Jay Z’s sperm that produced Blue Ivy. Loved, loved, loved this book! You gotta read it!!

      • Jenni

        Um just went to Amazon and looked it up. It seems too good to be true.

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        It is then.

      • Debra

        She has Jay-Z features though. It’s his kid. Some people…

    • Reese

      Yeah idt that proves anything. I wanna see some stretch marks or c-section scar or something!

      • Juicy

        Caught! you want to see her ugly because you feel ugly…its never going to happen. Beyonce will always be better looking and more talented than you.

    • gwen

      beyonce don’t even have a close bond with that child, she holds her as if what the hell i do this for, she can’t even lie about pregnancy cravings or pain or she just dumb talking not sure of which but she got a baby cause she wants to do just what every body in hollywood is doing hanging babies off their hip for show. if she was a cute baby she would have a modeling career now or on every magazine imaginable and kelly and that misfit pretend half ass sanging michelle would help hide it all. anybody in their right mind know beyonce thinks she the shit cause she dumb as a door nob when it comes to books, her daddy trained her well to cash in on her looks but look how that turned out she found out she could make i millon more as her own manager so that she and that drug dealer could be considered overly rich and pretend to be in love, come on beyonce you married jayz to continue your cash flow.

    • gwen

      that picture means nothing, why now? who really cares. just stop at 31 trying to be revelant with that slow acting baby for real. just saying.

    • Gigi

      I want to see stretch mark and a doctors visits. A sonogram. As rich as she is she could buy 10 of those pics.

      • Jenni

        You would think at this point, she would at least buy a few high quality photoshopped stretchmark photos.

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        LOL!

    • Idie

      That not a baby bump more like bloated….. I know what a baby bump looks like. And that’s not being pregnant. Just be a women and own it. Just like she did not do IVF, but then says she did when the proof was out.

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    • Sherri

      Please..what if I said I had proof that she didn’t carry that child. That’s not a baby bump whatsoever..and that documentary proved nothing at all. She showed her silhouette and that’s it. She did not carry that child..

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