So Britney Spears has a new single out in conjunction with Will.i.am of The Black Eyed Peas, and it is predictably shiteous. The music video is also pretty hard to get through, mainly because it has the song playing in it the whole time.
However, to be fair, the video also has many redeeming qualities. Seven, to be precise:
1. Her hair looks very bouncy.
2. It’s cool when the two bottles of booze smash into each other.
3. Will.i.am’s group of dancers is pretty diverse, which is always nice to see.
4. The part where Britney makes her corset wiggle back and forth by twitching some unseen muscle reminds me of that hilarious thing guys can do with their penises.
5. Jizz canon out of fucking nowhere!
6. When the disco ball gets smashed and blown up.
7. Any time something gets smashed or blown up.
Also, the boastful intro “when you hear this in the club, you’re gonna turn this shit up” is so unintentionally funny that I want to make a million memes and GIFs of it right this instant.
See? The video for “Scream and Shout” isn’t half bad, after all. Never again let it be said that no one is nice on the internet.