• Mon, Nov 26 2012

Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Kenya Moore Is So Awkward She Makes Me Queasy

Oh my god, I hope I go the rest of my life without having to watch something as awkward as Kenya Moore‘s interactions with her boyfriend, Walter Jackson on last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Kenya is 41, and she feels her biological clock ticking away pretty quickly, so she was laying down the pressure on the Atlanta-based tow truck company owner last night. Holy god, it was so awkward. I wasn’t even there, and still my stomach was literally constricting anytime they were on screen together.

First of all, Walter was meeting Kenya’s family last night, specifically her aunt Lori, who Kenya says is super judgmental. But the surprising part was, Walter did fine! He had the family laughing, and Lori actually said the words ‘I love this man’. It was Kenya who was super awkward. When her family asked how the two met, Walter responded that it was at some celebrity bowling tournament where he told a mutual friend that he was ‘kinda interested’ in Kenya, and that he pursued her for about a month before they started dating. Of course Kenya is rolling her eyes nonstop through this, taking issue with the word ‘kinda’ and saying that he pursued her for a lot longer before she let him off the hook. Okay, sure. Maybe you guys have differing accounts of your courtship, but hash it out later — not in front of your family and a camera crew. That just makes you look desperate.

Then Lori started asking Walter how he felt about marriage. He’s been married before, so he said he was ‘cautious’ about it, and definitely didn’t want to move forward unless he was ‘in love’. Oh. Oh shit. This is the first I’m hearing that he and Kenya aren’t like head over heels for each other. According to her, they’re definitely heading in the marriage direction, but he described their relationship as ‘just dating’. Not love. Not in love. Oh my. So awkward for every human except for the somehow oblivious Kenya.

Cut to the ‘romantic dinner’ she prepared for Walter a few nights later. Notice I didn’t say ‘cooked’, because all she did was microwave pre-made dinners from Trader Joe’s and then throw it on plates. Okay, sure, no shame in that. Except she hid the bags, dirtied a pan with some noodles as if she’d used it to cook, and then went on at length about how long the different steps of the meal had taken her. She went as far as to use the amount of effort she supposedly put into the meal as an example of how much effort she was willing to put into the relationship! Oh bitch no. Like he’s not gonna see this episode and get pissed at you. Are you out of your mind? Then she spent the whole meal grilling him about when SPECIFICALLY she could expect a marriage proposal. She settled on five and a half months from now, he settled on drinking and rolling his eyes. She also wants a baby yesterday and said she wished she was nine months pregnant right now…but don’t worry, she’s not putting any pressure on you. None at all. So. Fucking. Awkward.

All I’m saying is you better make sure you keep the condoms and the thumbtacks locked up in separate rooms, because she is a prime candidate for that maneuver.

Other highlights: Kim Zolciak is still a crazy bitch, Phaedra Parks spent $20,000 on her son Ayden’s second birthday, Cynthia Bailey confronted Phaedra about talking behind her back in a butt-dial that NeNe Leakes played for her, Porsha Williams-Stewart is both dumb and useless, and Kandi Burruss is my favorite ever.

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  • Akk

    I think the 5 1/2 she was referring to was her ring size…making it even more desperate. Poor thing

  • anonymous

    I felt the same way. Beautiful girl, but seems so desperate. Men don’t like to be pushed. If he has to be pushed, he’s not there. He won’t stay. He sees it, and it’s not going to change.

  • Nina

    Great re-cap! I completely agree that Kenya’s desperation is showing like a tattoo on her forehead, and if she ever wants a man to run for the hills, she should bring up marriage and babies every day! I was talking about this episode with my co-worker from DISH, both of us want to feel sorry for Kenya but she always does or says something mean that we lose all respect for her. I’m going to miss next week’s episode because of work, and
    I’m really bad with setting weekly timers on my DISH Hopper so I decided to
    record the entire season. I have over 400 hours of HD DVR room, and with that I
    won’t miss a single episode and I can still record up to five other programs
    without using up much space. I can’t wait for next week’s episode as I’m sure
    there will be more drama to come.

  • http://www.facebook.com/gwendolyn.turnbow Gwendolyn Turnbow

    KENDA IS THE DUMB BITCH OF THE WIVES, NEED TO TALK TO DR.M.I.R.R.O.R