Taylor Swift Is Dating Harry Styles, Who Has Absolutely No Reputation As A Womanizer

I worry about Taylor Swift. I really really do. Sure, she has her career in strong working order, but I’m not convinced she has this ‘dating’ thing down, yet. She’s been linked to Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, and most recently Conor Kennedy. In case you were keeping track, those guys range in age from 18 to 35, and they’re all famous, some of them for being talented, some of them for being womanizers. I’m sure in the moment she thought they were all very nice boys, but all we have to do is take a look at her lyrics to find out that, by her own admission, she doesn’t have particularly good judgement. Her most recent ex, young master Kennedy, was 18 to Taylor’s 22, but that didn’t stop her from looking at houses with him, and I eagerly await her new song, “I Bet You Think This Yacht Is About You.”

Meanwhile, Taylor has moved on to a new specimen. Yes, already. But with everything she’s learned, I’m confident that this new gentleman will be neither a. younger than her or b. a serial dater. Unless he’s both. Sigh. Taylor is now rumored to be dating Harry Styles, of the UK band One Direction, he of the floppy hair and affairs with much older married ladies. What a perfect choice! Or not at all. I’m honestly starting to believe that Taylor chooses guys she knows will break her heart just so she can write good breakup songs about them. Seriously. Look at the evidence. You couldn’t pick a guy more likely to cheat on you in a really painful, famous way. It’s honestly genius.

The pair have been seen at each others’ rehearsals, with Harry showing up to watch Taylor rehearse for X Factor, after which he ran up onstage and threw her over his shoulder, carrying her backstage. Oh good, so they’re being really nice and discreet about it. Obviously they really want to make a go at a real relationship, out of the spotlight. By holding hands in front of Mario Lopez and stuff. How refreshing.

Well, I won’t wish you luck because you seem not to want it. So I’ll just sit quietly at home and wait for your newest single, “Take Us In A New Direction.” I see you, Swift. I know what you’re doing.

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    • Ash

      I agree……honestly Taylor has ALWAYS annoyed me and I REALY hated her even before harry.

    • http://www.facebook.com/sara.moon.186590 Sara Moon

      she either “menizer” and “teengizer” hhhhhh dumb girls at all !!

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    • MONIQUE L. DIAZ

      this bitch. ok she needs to take a break from dating obviously she isnt getting far in life with it. so she needs to go find something else to write about

      • Kelly

        Not getting far in life with it? Oh I’m sorry, she probably can’t hear you over the sound of all her success.

      • rose

        (: couldnt have said it better .

      • Soshiloveable

        she has to take a freakin break,she has success in music but not in the relationship department..she is looking for 100% commitment with every guy she dates and it really breaks the deal when he has had the last straw

    • Jez

      I think she just needs to take a break from dating all together. SHE is the serial dater!!

      • rose

        And ur just a jealous witch !

      • Soshiloveable

        she is probably speed dating…=.=

    • Kelly

      Seriously? Two articles on your front page, both not so subtle digs at Taylor Swift? I’m starting to think you girls are obsessed with hating on her. Just ignore her if she bothers you so much. This would be my absolute favorite celeb blogging site if it wasn’t for all the stupid Taylor Swift articles.

      • Jenni

        We’re not obsessed with hating her, just obviously not her biggest fans. But with that said, we hear what you’re saying!

    • Soshiloveable

      I feel sorry for harry if he has to deal with her,he’ll be turned off when she becomes far too serious and tries to move forward too fast,the one thing that will turn a guy off is when a girl wants 100% commitment when they are trying live while they are young without marriage inserted anywhere

    • Soshiloveable

      taylor’s age:22
      mental age:15
      thats why she has many boyfriends…

    • anditern

      I don’t hate her. I just question her character when she makes a game of damaging people’s reputations in a way that they can’t really defend themselves. We get one side of the story and she knows it and it hurts people. She looks innocent but isn’t.

    • shanghai

      Yep she’s an idiot!! Date someone not famous, not a womaniser anyone with a brain would know that all those guys are guaranteed to cheat and break her heart. Has she learnt nothing yet.

    • Marie

      Stop hating Taylor and mind your own business!

    • Elle

      Am I the only one who doesn’t really care about what Taylor swift does with her love life, but thinks this article is well-written? Thanks to whoever it is who wrote this, I DO feel like finding out what Taylor is gonna do next now.

    • (:

      This is one of the most amusing articles I’ve ever read.
      … I need a life.

    • dellea

      wholesome no more. she’ into this game, he dumped me (joe,jake,john) i’ll dumped you (taylor lautner,conor)

      these are just the famous guys he dated. remember there are still 50 guys she hooked up with when she’s not yet popular.

      i wonder will harry dump her if he get to know the real taylor or will taylor dump him if she see another flavor of the month.

      wow is this the kind of woman who takes pride in being a role model?

      shame on you taylor.

    • ChuckD

      You’re not fooling me swifty. I know your evil ways.