• Fri, Nov 16 2012

In Case You Were Wondering, Miley Cyrus Is Not Letting Her Nipples Hibernate For The Winter

Hey y’all!  Now that all of the leaves have fallen and you can officially see your breath at all times when outside, you’ve probably been wondering, “How will I get through these bleak months without a glimpse of Miley Cyrus and her boobs in an obvious ploy for attention?”  Fear not, everyone.  If anyone can sexualize a wooly winter sweater, Miley can.

These photos of Miley were snapped while she was on her way to a skin center appointment.  I imagine that when you’re giving your nipples your undivided attention 24/7, sometimes it’s hard to squeeze in simple daily hygiene and bra shopping.  I will probably need to make a skin center appointment for myself in the coming weeks, because now that Hostess is officially going out of business I plan on binge eating Twinkies and Ho-Hos like my life depends on it, so I’ll try not to judge Miley’s breakouts as harshly as the person who highlighted her acne with a giant red circle.

I don’t know what the reason is behind these constant, almost daily bra-less outings of Miley’s, since she’s engaged to one of the most gorgeous men in Hollywood.  I’m sure Liam Hemsworth has seen even more of Miley’s boobs than we have, if that’s possible.  And we can tell she has a rockin’ bod without the half-shirts and plunging necklines.  So what gives?  Does she really not get enough attention somehow?  More importantly, is her mom still banging Bret Michaels?

I’ll be pondering these tough life questions in the Hostess aisle if you need me.

 

(Photo: WENN)

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  • http://twitter.com/wwindgirl WindGirlدخترباد♫ღ♫ღ♫

    Family problems makes you have that hole in your heart all the time…its not that she doesnt get enough attention its that she isnt getting attention she needs from the RIGHT people . the problem is not solved and the media is not helping and Im not judging her because I have never walked in her shoes and lived her life.

  • Kitty V

    For the record, everyone gets acne. Humans do. Miley Cyrus is, in fact, a human. *Mind blown*