• Thu, Nov 15 2012

Video: Comedian Julie Klausner Runs A Horniness Focus Group With A Group Of Twilight Fans

So Breaking Dawn: Part 2 is coming out this Friday, which means Twihards everywhere are a mixture of sad, excited, and, if the franchise has done its job, horny. But precisely how horny are they?

Vulture‘s Julie Klausner organized a focus group to find out, and the results point to “very.” The informative piece of social science begins with Klausner getting everyone’s feelings on Breaking Dawn before trying to match up their Twilight-related horniness over time with one of four charts. As it turns out, their horniness has risen and fallen, but with a general upward trend.

She ends by having them watch the Breaking Dawn trailer and taking readings of their horniness levels throughout, and while the “Team Edward” folks note a dip when Jacob is onscreen, the data is generally encouraging.

The hypothesis is in: Twihards, are like, super mega horny for Breaking Dawn: Part 2, as proven by both common sense and science.

(Via Vulture)

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