We’re now hours away from the The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn — Part Two premiere and I can hardly believe it. After months of obsessing over the relationship between Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, we’ll finally have some sort of closure. At least when it comes to their vampire alter egos, Bella Swan and Edward Cullen.
As far as closure for the cheating scandal that rocked our nation, I don’t know. I’m just not optimistic enough to say we’ll ever have closure when it comes to that. At least not until Liberty Ross writes a tell-all memoir one day that explains exactly how everything went down. And by one day, I mean by Chanukah 2012. The holiday’s not complete without a quality current memoir wrapped up nicely under the menorah.
But that’s neither here nor there today. Not on Premiere Eve! No, today’s all about K.Stew and R.Pattz and love and sparkles and werewolf love triangles. Oh, and the fact that Kristen Stewart pulled a classic Kristen Stewart by changing out of her red carpet outfit and into jeans and sneakers at the London premiere.
To top off her transformation from movie-star-chic to typical-teen-angst, her bomber jacket read said “God loves ugly” on the back.
So even though the saga’s coming to an end, it’s nice to know we’ll always have Kristen Stewart’s aversion to wearing heels for an entire evening.
Just a small comfort to get us through the end of an era.