Being a reality TV star is hard. One minute you’ve got cameras following your every move, and the next, you’re left to your own devices with only your boring baby to entertain you. Thankfully, these people have Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, etc., so they can pick up where the cameras left off.
In an effort to get people to look at her for another few seconds, The Jersey Shore‘s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has put in extensions and dyed her hair fire engine red to create an effect she describes as “sexual” but which looks more “Halloween Little Mermaid wig” to me:
While the bold, brassy, illiterate color seems to match Snooki’s personality, I can’t help but wonder if she was trying to copy Lindsay Lohan, who has not been short on publicity as of late.
Then again, the more I look at it, the more I like it on her, so maybe Snooki has out-LiLoed LiLo. After all, unlike LiLo’s sad, strawberry blonde approximation of the pretty natural color her hair used to be, this color is supposed to look 100% fake. So long as she stays away from drugs and car accidents, I think Snooki is going to be okay.