As his Reddit AMA illustrated, Nick Offerman is a funny, smart, and noble man. His mustache is magnificent, and he's a great husband to Megan Mullally.
If you're going to choose someone from Magic Mike, Alex Pettyfer is the obvious winner. (I'm willing to ignore his scary muscles because he has the face of an angel.)
You know what's sexy? Being able to laugh at yourself. You know who can do that? James Van Der Beek.
As his Reddit AMA illustrated, Nick Offerman is a funny, smart, and noble man. His mustache is magnificent, and he's a great husband to Megan Mullally.
He dates Emma Stone, he uses the paparazzi to call attention to worthy causes, and he is fucking Spiderman.
Every woman who watches porn and is attracted to men has a huge lady-boner for him.
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Jason Segel is sexy in an "everyman" sort of way. If every man was a talented actor/songwriter and had a sweet relationship with Michelle Williams, that is.
LOOK AT THIS LIL' NOODLE. Don't you just want to go all Leslie Knope and make out all over his face?
Nothing is sexier than pouring one's heart out into the microphone. Plus, he likes guys, which could add an interesting element to your sex life.
He's cute, he's hilarious, and I feel like he'd be really nimble in the sack, especially if you're the kind of woman who likes to throw her man around a bit.
(Yes, I realize I've included three men from Parks and Recreation. It's not my fault they cast all the sexiest men in one show.)
He might not seem like the most obvious choice, but I think Mr. Buscemi deserves a nod for all the hot flapper snatch he taps on Boardwalk Empire.
