10 Dark Horse Candidates For People’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’

So it’s pretty much guaranteed at this point that Channing Tatum is going to be People‘s “Sexiest Man Alive,” because he starred in a movie about male strippers and has muscles. Personally, I think he looks like a big, bumpy, beady eyed jock who I would not like to have sex with,* but People is entitled to its opinion. That said, I reserve the right to talk about who People could have chosen, had they any taste or imagination. Here are ten dark horse candidates I wouldn’t mind seeing on that cover.

*I’m sure he’s a really nice person and I feel bad for judging his looks but you took it there, People. 

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    • N

      Where do we vote?

    • http://twitter.com/julianathelady Shae Rosa

      I do find Steve Buscemi weirdly attractive. How does a man who resembles a lizard DO that?

      • gatillo

        agree 100%. I’ve always had a thing for him!