So it’s pretty much guaranteed at this point that Channing Tatum is going to be People‘s “Sexiest Man Alive,” because he starred in a movie about male strippers and has muscles. Personally, I think he looks like a big, bumpy, beady eyed jock who I would not like to have sex with,* but People is entitled to its opinion. That said, I reserve the right to talk about who People could have chosen, had they any taste or imagination. Here are ten dark horse candidates I wouldn’t mind seeing on that cover.
*I’m sure he’s a really nice person and I feel bad for judging his looks but you took it there, People.
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