‘Robert Pattinson Hates His Life’ Could Be The Best Tumblr Ever

With Breaking Dawn: Does Anyone Remember That Taylor Lautner Also Stars in this Franchise coming out this weekend, we’re in for a long week of talking about Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and the do’s and don’ts of vampire sex. Three topics we frankly can’t get enough of when it comes to appropriate adult banter.

Among all the interviews and reviews of the interviews and the comments on the reviews of the interviews are gems. Gems like the tumblr, “Robert Pattinson Hates His Life.” While most people tend to focus on Kristen Stewart’s demeanor in interviews, people rarely talk about Robert Pattinson. It’s all “look at Kristen Stewart not smiling here” and “look at Kristen Stewart looking miserable here.”

But now we finally get a chance to decide if Robert Pattinson hates his life as much Kristen Stewart appears to hate hers. It’s not that I want to pit the couple (or not a couple?!?!?) against each other in a competition of who’s more ready to be done with promoting Twilight, it’s more that I’m amazed that I’m only just hearing about Rob being unhappy today. But as my favorite werewolf always says to me, “better late than never.”

Now of course anyone can be made to look unhappy if someone compiled their quotes in this way. If someone spent time compiling all my “Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are pulling of a PR Stunt” quotes, I’d sound like a mad woman. An absolute mad woman. So there’s a strong possibility Robert Pattinson doesn’t hate his life or the franchise that rocketed him to fame, but isn’t it more fun to pretend he does!?

While the tumblr’s definitely worth following (or least looking at today in order to avoid doing any real work), I thought I’d post a few of my favorite finds.

 

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