Pull up a chair. It’s that time of day. The time of day where you’re looking for a video that will make you squirm in your seat. One that treads the line between SFW and very NSFW so finely that you best watch this with your headphones in.
It’s called Fifty Shades of Chicken and no, thankfully, it’s not about two chickens experimenting sexually. Unless, that’s your thing. If so I apologize for offending you. To each his own.
However this video’s a trailer for the upcoming Fifty Shades of Chicken cookbook. As you may have guessed it’s a take on the popular novel Fifty Shades of Grey . Have you heard of it? Has your grandmother asked you for your opinion on it over lunch recently? Yes? No? Mine has. That’s why I ask.
I pretended to choke on my food rather than answer the question. After feigning a convincing self-Heimlich, I shouted out “I’m pregnant!” That successfully got us off topic.
Anyway back to chicken. Watch this video, I think you’ll enjoy it. And by enjoy it, I mean feel weird after watching it. But weird in the “I’m suddenly craving a naked man to feed me chicken fingers” way.