• Mon, Nov 5 2012

Miley Cyrus Offered Softcore Porn Deal — We Say, Only If Liam Hemsworth Is Involved

Miley Cyrus softcore porn video Jessie Andrews "Decisions" Borgore music video Sex.com letter Liam HemsworthYou may not have noticed when Miley Cyrus popped up in DJ Borgore‘s dubsteppy new video “Decisions” a few days ago—it’s been a crazy week. But suffice to say, she popped out of a wedding cake and made out with fiance Liam Hemsworth while he wore a unicorn head. Obviously it was a really memorable video for porn website Sex.com, because they were so inspired by Miley’s cake-smearing skills that they offered her the chance to make a soft-core porn.

Well, I guess that answers the question of, “What do you get as a wedding gift for the girl who has everything?” TMZ has acquired the letter that Sex.com’s Martin Ellison sent Miley’s reps. Except that while we can’t stop talking about Miley and Liam’s furry-inspired PDA, Ellison would rather see Miley spend some more time with porn star Jessie Andrews. See, Jessie is Borgore’s ex; “Decisions” is about him having to choose between his family and her.

So now Sex.com wants to replace Liam with Jessie and have her and Miley make out. ”After seeing a preview for the video ‘Decisions,’ we were floored at how sexy both her, and Porn star Jessie Andrews look together!” Ellison writes. He adds, “We aren’t looking to make a boy/girl ‘Hannah Does Montana’ sex video here, but rather a softer ‘girl on girl’ version. Of course your client would be compensated extremely well to be nude and have ‘erotic’ girl on girl relations. How far Miley chooses she wants to go is completely up to her.”

He promises that it could be the most downloaded video of all time. The irony is that Jessie and Miley never actually filmed together on-set; Jessie told MTV News that by the time she showed up on the set at 2 a.m., Miley had already shot her part. And despite the fact that Jessie told MTV that she gets how Miley is trying to break out of her Disney persona by fooling around with cake and unicorns, I find it hard to believe Ellison’s assertion that Jessie is already committed to this softcore porn.

I also don’t think that Miley would do a sex tape with anyone but Liam. We sorta believed the blind item about them having sex under the table at the Vanity Fair Oscars party. So I could see them marking their upcoming wedding(s) with a special tape.

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