Extreme Cougar Wives Could Give Sister Wives A Run For Its Romantic Money

 

God bless the angels who traveled from Heaven to TLC to grace us with the most wonderful TV shows ever created. Just as I start to cope with the fact Breaking Amish ends this month, I hear the  news that Extreme Cougar Wives will be airing just a week later. Yes, in the same month that Sister Wives returns, we’ll get a double dose of love with this special airing on November 25th. A triple dose if these extreme cougar wives get married on the Roloff’s Wedding Farm.

Yep, Little People, Big World: Wedding Farm premiere this month too. It’s as if God smiled down on us in November 2012 and said, “before I smite the world with the apocalypse, let me give them the world’s most extraordinary TV line-up!”

So what do you need to know about Extreme Cougar Wives. Well, first of all. The show’s not about men who marry actual cougars. As entertaining as that would be to watch, I think cougar-man relationships are illegal in every state where Cougar Town airs. That’s just the law. If you don’t like it, make sure to vote tomorrow.

Second of all, these cougars are extreme. Maybe even XXXtreme. We’re talking about age gaps so big that Courtney Stodden and Old Men Doug could actually get lost wandering around in them.

People brings us the extreme details about these extreme ladies. Get ready to be extremely extremed after you extreme-a-read this.

Hattie, 76, is introduced by calling her lifestyle “extreme.” Seen with her arms around a guy who is clearly very much her junior, she explains, “There are a lot of people who use the word ‘cougar’ to describe an older woman who sleeps with younger men.”

Then there’s Stephanie, 65, who is head-over-heels for 28-year-old Octavio.

“I’m 37 years older than he is,” she says of her beau, whose friends do not approve of their relationship. “You can’t control who you fall in love with.”

The third woman, Jude, 53, met her 21-year-old boyfriend Kevin when he dated her daughter seven years ago.

Hattie, Stephanie and Jude may be our new favorite role models.  Especially Hattie for not letting her age — or her family– get in the way of meeting her one true love.

While we apparently have to wait a few weeks for the show to air, we can start preparing by dating someone at least 25 years younger that us. I’d say 26 years, but I don’t feel super comfortable dating an embryo.

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    • ss

      Cannot wait for this show! “Extreme” shows are the best.

      • Jenni

        Yeah, I only hope it can live up to extreme cheapskates

    • TattoodKiwi

      OMG OMG OMG
      I really really really want to watch this now lol

      • Jenni

        Less than a week!

    • …her?

      Hattie is lying about her age!! She was on an episode of Strange Sex like 10 years ago and back then she said she was 73. So tell me Hattie, were you lying then or are you lying now?????

    • http://www.facebook.com/sean.fitzpatrick.984 Sean Fitzpatrick

      Well at least I know I am not the only one to like older women. Am 32 now and dated for a long time a girl around my age and even though I loved her was not happy. Jude is really cute and if the two of them are happy then I hope them the best. Stephanie is just as cute as Jude which kind of shocks me because if it did not say she was 65 I would of though in her 50s. Never found a women 33 years older then me that cute, but she just got it going for her. Final note, Hattie is ewwwwwwwww! ewwwwwwwwwww! I like older women and the first two I talked about are all that and a bag of chips but Hattie is just ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! Really trying to find the right word for it but all that I can think of is ewwwwwwwwwwww!

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    • ddp

      in my 20s i wanted a woman in her 40s- 50s, did not want or need the problems/angst of another 20 year old. now that i am in my 50s i still want a woman in her 50s, still do not want the problems/angst of 20 year olds. they think they know something but they dont.