Andrew Firestone, from back in the day on The Bachelor. He was the third guy on the show, and he's totes still married to the girl he chose. No wait, no he isn't. He's married to some other lady he met in a normal way. Anyway, no marathon for him, either.
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Richard Blais, not Kelly Ripa. Richard is from Top Chef, so if you're in the mood for a home-cooked meal for yourself or Staten Island, give him a call at home tomorrow morning.
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Jennifer Carpenter, one of the stars of Showtime's Dexter. Let her know if you need a sideways quirky smile tomorrow. She's got plenty.
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Christy Turlington, fancy model lady. Probably best that she's not running, as she most likely would've looked more attractive at the end than I will look on my theoretical wedding day.
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Patrick Wilson, star of Little Children and the little place in my heart I reserve for unattainable crushes. As far as I know, he did not plan to run the marathon in a tie.
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Andrew Firestone, from back in the day on The Bachelor. He was the third guy on the show, and he's totes still married to the girl he chose. No wait, no he isn't. He's married to some other lady he met in a normal way. Anyway, no marathon for him, either.
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J.R. Martinez, of Dancing With The Stars fame. Seen here at an actual celebrity event for the 2012 marathon. Oh the irony. But he's free tomorrow to teach you the quickstep, if you want!
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Paul Sparks, from Boardwalk Empire, also posing with his marathon paraphernalia in a cruel twist of hurricane-related fate.
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