Turn on any network after 8 PM on any given weeknight and you’ll be able to watch some kind of talent competition go down. While die hard fans of each show will you tell you why their show’s soooo different and sooo much better, the rest of us know that they’re all kind of the same. Seriously, what’s the real difference between The Voice, American Idol and Wipeout?
That’s why it’s up to the hosts and the judges to try to make their show stand out. So far The X Factor hasn’t been able to break the mold, even with Demi Lovato and Britney Spears judging this year. Luckily their brand new host Khloe Kardashian stepped up to the plate last night by choosing to wear a sheer shirt and her best pair of nipples.
As someone who’s owned nipples for many years now, I feel confident saying that women are usually aware of what clothing requires bras and what doesn’t. For example, sheer shirts require bras. Unless of course, one would like her nipples to be exposed. In that case I would recommend one doesn’t wear a bra. But that’s just a little tip I picked up on Pinterest while browsing “nipple couture” on Sunday afternoon.
While some people might assume Simon Cowell would be upset that Khloe’s nipples stole the show last night, he took the news really well. So well in fact that I can’t help but think that maybe, just maybe, he planned this with Khloe. You know, just to get people talking about the show in the morning. (I know, I know…it worked!)
I mean, do these tweets look the tweets of people who regret this happening?
While the photo on the official X Factor site (featured above) doesn’t show a clear nipple shot, Daily Mail has a few photos that really highlight her nipples in the most flattering way possible. And even though some people are trying to spin this as a wardrobe malfunction, I think it’s pretty clear that it was an audition.
Frankly, I’ll be shocked if both her nipples don’t get a contract after their stand-up performance last night.
(Photo: X Factor USA)