• Thu, Nov 1 2012

Amanda Bynes’ Hurricane Prep Involved Stumbling Around A Tanning Salon In The Nude

Another day, another madcap caper from well-adjusted child star Amanda Bynes.

While most New Yorkers were stocking up on non-perishable foods and potable water this past week, Amanda Bynes was getting ready for the hurricane the way only a well-adjusted starlet knows how: by hanging out naked at her local tanning salon.

Via InTouch:

After purchasing a Mystic spray-tan session, the 26-year-old was set up in a private room — but it wasn’t long before Amanda strode back out into the main salon area in search of goggles.

Only problem: She wasn’t wearing any clothes! “She walked out of the room completely naked,” the eyewitness tells In Touch. “She didn’t seem to care that everyone saw her naked.”

“She seemed totally out of it,” the eyewitness says. “She took her time walking back to the Mystic room, dragging her fingers along the wall and smiling at customers who passed her.”

Are there any profound observations you’d like to add, eyewitness?

The eyewitness adds: “There was definitely something wrong with her.”

While some might take this as further evidence of Ms. Bynes’ tabloid-fueled breakdown, I beg to differ. She was merely trying to get her tan on before the hurricane rendered this an unrealistic option, and her naked stroll was meant as commentary on how natural disasters break down our bourgeois sense of propriety. Well played, Amanda Bynes. You are truly a performance artist for our time.

(Via InTouch)

Photo: WENN

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