The Jersey Shore House Surviving Hurricane Sandy Is Proof That There Is No God

When I first heard that the Jersey shore was taking a particularly hard pounding from Hurricane Sandy, I was of course worried for all the business and homes that would be affected. However, I saw a silver lining in the fact that MTV’s infamous Jersey Shore house in Seaside Heights might finally be wiped off the map for good. Try to ruin America’s image in the eyes of the world without a house to live in, Jersey Shore people!

Imagine my chagrin, then, when I found out that despite the boardwalk, the amusement park, and much of the town of Seaside Heights being destroyed, the Jersey Shore house still stands. It will live to house countless more shots, pranks, and dirty, drunken smushings.

Why, oh why, would this house of iniquity be spared when the dwellings of simple, hardworking people all around it were being smashed to smithereens? The people in this house drink to excess. They have extra-marital sex. They weaken America’s international standing. Beyond that, they commit the mortal sin of being really annoying all the time. If ever there was a house that deserved a good smiting, it’s this one. God wouldn’t have even had to expend too much extra effort! But He smote it not. If this isn’t definitive proof that God is dead, I don’t know what is.

In all seriousness, the cast members all send their condolences to the people on the Jersey shore who’ve been affected by this horrific natural disaster, as do I. But it’s still going to be a while before a little voice in the back of my mind stops screaming “WHY?”

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    • Jenni

      But really, how can we explain this?

      • abbeysbooks

        Maybe it was better construction? Built to last like in the olden times?

    • seesoccer

      Soo much hairspray and cum on the walls that NOTHING can bring that house down. Not even hurricane Sandy.

    • abbeysbooks

      “There are no words.”

    • Sam

      This title is the stupdest title ever.

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    • JS

      Yes…stupid story. And you honestly don’t think that this is how young adults act these days? Really? Then maybe you need to do some research. Just because it is being shown on reality tv doesn’t mean this stuff (partying) doesn’t happen everywhere. Lol…they are a good group of kids. And I am sure if MTV were to offer you the opportunity to party and get paid you would jump all over it. Get real. Its just a show for entertainment. They are real people just like you and me.

    • Alex

      Ok, first of all they don’t actually live there. They only live there when they record the show. Second of all, the season of Jersey Shore that is currently on (which has alreay been taped) is the last season so, it won’t “house countless more shots, pranks, and dirty, drunken smushings,” any longer because it is infact someone’s private home. Also the fact that you say “God is dead,” because this house is still standing is idiotic and tasteless. Do more research before posting an article or should I say “rant” because I actually find it more “annoying” by what you say than the people who are on jersey shore. Thanks.

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    • Jakel

      What would make you say there is no god because this house is still standing MTV had to make the house stable for the show, its surrounded by brick wall and just because its still standing exterior wise doesn’t mean the inside isn’t destroyed which it is they might have. Done many bad things in the pat but they have grown and matured which Is why this is their last season which they said BEFORE hurricane sandy so you won’t see anymore shots, pranks, or dirty, smushing which is what attracted all of America to love hate the show everyone will remember jersey shore but just because you didn’t like it doesn’t give you the right to say there’s no god because the outside of the house is still intacted!!!!!