There are so many rumors flying around right now about Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth’s wedding that I’m about to get whiplash trying to keep track. First we hear word from Just Jared Jr. (a site I don’t think I’m even allowed to legally read) that the couple’s planning three weddings; one in Los Angeles, one in Tennessee and one in Australia.
Why? Don’t ask stupid questions. Everyone who’s anyone has three weddings. One for the bride’s family, one for the groom’s family and one for all the Los Angeles blog editors who will do anything for a glimpse of Billy Ray Cyrus.
And as we all know, three weddings means three dresses. One that shows her cleavage, one that shows her sideboob and one that only has bridal-themed nipple tassels and a feathered thong.
But then, just as I started cutting off locks of my hair in preparation for wedding #3, E! Online reports that these rumors are all false. A source told them it’s all a bunch of lies. In fact they’re not only NOT having three weddings, but they might not even have a wedding at all, you know, since Miley’s not in a rush to make herself a legal Hemsworth.
What we do know about the wedding ceremony, is that the duo are in no rush at all to walk down the aisle.
“I’ve got so much going with this record, this record’s going to, like, kill me,” she told us at the MTV Video Music Awards in September. “I’m really excited to get obviously married, but I kind of already feel married. I know we’re forever and I don’t really need a paper right now.”
Why Miley Cyrus wouldn’t want to start legally spending Australian Thanksgiving with Chris Hemsworth right away, I do not know. But that’s just another enigma wrapped up in the mystery that is Miley Cyrus.
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