Less than a day after I bring you the exciting news that Mila Kunis could be pregnant with Ashton Kutcher Jr., I’m forced to retract my statement. Her rep says that she’s not pregnant, so I suppose that means she’s not pregnant.
Unless she is pregnant and her rep’s trying to throw us off the trail by issuing statements like that. Think about it. Her rep issues one statement saying she’s not pregnant, giving Mila Kunis months to grow a baby inside of her without all of us fretting about quickly she’ll lose the weight after she gives birth. It’s the perfect pregnancy strategy.
Which means only one thing. We need to get a certified Ob-Gyn up in here stat to weigh in with his opinion. I’ll post an ad on Craigslist, say yes to the first doctor who sounds doctor-y enough to me and then send him photos of Mila Kunis sporting her alleged baby bump. After he has time to really study these photos (like 5-6 minutes), we’ll ask him for his official opinion on whether Mila’s pregnant or not.
Then we’ll run with whatever he says. And that’s how you solve a medical mystery with modern science.