After spending time apart promoting Breaking Dawn abroad, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson reunited last night for a secret Prince concert in Hollywood. The news didn’t surprise me at first. After all, everyone knows now that they’re back together (or “back together”) and back in love and back in the paparazzi spotlight. Everything they do now will be photographed, documented and analyzed for body language.
Naturally I began my morning trying to read into their posture. How does her stance relate to how she’s feeling? Are they 1 inch apart or 3/4 of an inch apart? Because the difference in that is the difference between a lifetime of love or a lifetime of misery.
As I started looking at the photos a little more closely, I realized something seemed off. I’m no Great Mouse Detective, but I can spot a mystery when it’s staring me in the face. Look at this photo. There’s Rob, there’s Kristen and then, take a moment to collect yourself, there’s a woman in a white ribbed mock turtleneck following them. Just blatantly following them.
Now, if this was a regular turtleneck, I wouldn’t be so suspicious. But a mock turtleneck. Now that’s something that gets my guard up. Who is she, what is she hiding and why won’t she look at the camera?
Sure, she could be a friend (unlikely), a parent (yeah right) another concert-goer (low odds), but I’m placing all my bets on the fact that she’s following Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson because she’s a vampire trying to figure out how they found out so much about vampire birth. And they’re so busy trying to hide from the cameras that they don’t even see her there behind them.
This is a real life mystery and after spending a lifetime reading Goosebumps, I think I’m ready to take it on.
(Photos: Greg Tidwell, PacificCoastNews.com)