Are you already over Halloween? Me too! It’s like, we get it, you can pull off a sexy cantaloupe costume and I can’t. But rather than giving up on the holiday completely, I’m just giving up on thinking up Halloween costumes ideas right now. Instead I’d prefer to bombard my friends with obnoxious Halloween ecards. Because nothing says you’re a 21st century girl quite like making sure your friend gets 400 Facebook notifications while she’s at work.
So join me today as I decide which Halloween ecard(s) go best with each of my friend’s Facebook walls. It’s a great game to play while you try to figure out what you’re going to do for the holiday and how many times you’re going to watch Hocus Pocus in a row. (And if you truly understood what a virgin was when you first watched the movie in elementary school.)
Because even if you end up staying in for the holiday and even if you get a horrible stomachache from candy corn, you can rest assured that you celebrated right by sharing all these snarky cards with the people you love.