Terry Richardson Ruins The Boys Of Girls For Me By Photographing Them Through His Creep Filter

HIS PENIS IS PRESSED UP AGAINST ADAM DRIVER'S BACK.

I will never masturbate about you again, Adam Driver.

"Look how much I work out, bro."

I might enjoy this photo's cheesecake quality if I didn't know who shot it.

His molest-stache disease has spread to Andrew Rannells!

I cannot take him seriously with that thing on his face.

Photographer aside, you have to give it up for the underrated hotness of cranky Jewish hipsters.

Nooooo!

Dear Chris Abbott: you look like a tool.

He's cuter without the greasy hair, no?

Shave your head for cancer again, Chris Abbott.

All he needs to do now is blithely sexually harass teenage models with zero consequences, and the resemblance will be complete.

Stop emoting for Uncle Terry. He does not deserve it.

At least he didn't shoot the female cast members. I don't need to see Allison Williams in white panties and knee socks with Uncle Terry's finger in her mouth.