Hot on the heels of Donald Trump‘s absurd offer to donate $5 million to charity if President Obama ”releases” his college and passport records (including his applications), Stephen Colbert has an offer of his own.
Last night on The Colbert Report, Stephen offered Donald Trump $1 million from his super PAC (which he actually has!) for the charity of his choice if Trump will let him dip his balls in his mouth. Talk about a teabagger!
But there are caveats. “This dipping has to be to my, and more importantly, my balls’ satisfaction,” Colbert chided, adding that “nothing will make America happier than to have something going into your mouth instead of coming out of it.” His deadline? 5pm on October 31st, same as Trump’s deadline for Obama. So he can make a buck for charity, and still make it to some Halloween parties afterwards.