Live, Laugh, Links: Touch Yourself If You Love Mother Earth.

•Masturbation goes green with Alicia Silverstone. As if. (Gurl)

•Although, Cindy Gallop does talk about the importance of owing a vibrator. She just doesn’t mention if it should be eco-friendly or not. (The Frisky)

•If you’ve ever had an “OUCH! not there!” experience or 5, you’ll appreciate this list of the most annoying things men do in bed. I hope it’s as good for you as it was for me. (CollegeCandy)

•Always remember your Mentos, so as not be known as halitosis Heather. With tips like this, dating’s a (minty fresh) breeze. (The College Crush)

•Wanna dress like Michelle Obama? Target’s bringing First Lady fashion to your local shopping center. (Betty Confidential)

•Apparently film is a cruel business. But does that mean that Ashley Benson a pretty little liar user in real life? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

•When you’re done decoding Taylor Swift‘s new album, Red, maybe you can move on to figuring out the deeper meaning behind her outfit choices from Monday. (Celebuzz)

•With all the practice Anna Paquin‘s had as Sookie—ya know, letting creatures suck on various parts of her body for sustenance and such—feeding time with the twins should be a piece of cake. (The Stir)

Suri Cruise should check the gossip reports before she gets too used to a single parent household. Is there hope yet for TomKat? Maybe not, but there is something fishy here… and it isn’t just Tom’s religious beliefs. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

•So, wait. You can stay healthy and fit by simply eating within moderation? Put the colon cleanser down, and let Jennifer Aniston blow your mind with these really out there lifestyle tips. (Hollywood Hiccups)

Blue Ivy Carter should probably set her sights on something other than a wedding planning career. (Have U Heard)

Gwyneth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz prove their friendship is really real by doing the twinsie thing. (Lainey Gossip)

•Remember the girls that Ryan Reynolds dated before getting hitched to Blake Lively? No? Well, here they are. (Your Tango)

(Photo: Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com)

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