For a while I thought Kendall and Kylie Jenner were spoiled brats who reaped the benefits of their sister’s hard work and their mother’s undying love (for money). I’m probably right, but I think I may have underestimated them. Both girls have successful modeling careers, their own O.P.I nail polish, a book in the works, and jobs at Seventeen Magazine, while their sisters do all the hard work. These girls aren’t lucky…they’re geniuses.
I want to specify that by hard work I mean making sex tapes, getting married (and divorced,) pulling babies from vagina’s on national TV and the works. Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian look like media whores, while the Jenner sisters skate by unscathed. Sure, sometimes they get caught texting while driving by the paparazzi and potentially killing people, but who doesn’t?
Not only do these girls appear extremely down-to-earth, but sometimes even downright philanthropic! Anyone remember that special birthday episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashian’s where Kendall forfeited all of her gifts and instead requested that her guests get a gift for sick kids or something? Too sweet! (No seriously, I have a bad taste in my mouth.)
Now to even further their brand, Kendall and Kylie have announced that they’re going to launch their own teen clothing line. Is this only possible because of their sister’s successful line at Sears? Again, probably, but it doesn’t matter. I am almost positive these girls recognize their situation and are using it to their full advantage. Even if the rest of the Kardashian family goes down in flames, they’ll survive because of how awesome they seem and all that they’ve “done.”
Graduate from high school? Psh, unimportant. They don’t need to because they’re too smart for that, and petty algebra homework is just beneath them. These girls are too busy working on not working in the future. Their IQ must be through the roof considering how well they worked this whole thing out. It must be that Jenner blood. Come to think of it, Brody Jenner got famous off of Lauren Conrad and Kristin Cavallari. Did anyone know him beforehand? I think I’m onto something here. Look for my book The Jenner Conspiracy sometime next never.
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